Minggu, 20 Juni 2010

Ridiculous Dialogue??


This is mini drama (actually, it's just ridiculous dialogue :p ) I made for my English class. My friends & I did the drama in front of the class. Haha...., I tried my best, but it's too bad that one of my friend - Arief Hatedhillson 's character - got absent that day.

I hope I don't make mistakes with the grammar (fufufu....). Enjoy it!!



Ati : “Hey, guys. Listen, I have a hot news, fresh from the oven.”

Putri : “What news? Tell us.”

Ati : “There will a transfered student in our class.”

Sari : “That’s a stale news. We already know.”

Ati : “Ouw…(she looks disappoint) By the way, you came early today, Putri. That’s unusual.”

Putri : “Hey, hey…, that’s sounds impolite.”

Sari : “But the fact is, before today, you always come late.”

Putri : “Well, actually there’s something happened…”

Ati : “It must be something good. Come on, tell us”

Putri : “Fine, I’ll tell you.”


(Dewi’s entering the class)


Dewi : “Good morning. What are you doing, guys? May I join?”

Sari : “Hurry, Dewi. Putri wants to tell a story about…”

Putri : “A story?! It’s a tragedy! Oh, you won’t believe it!”

Dewi : “Wow, that’s sounds so bad.”

Putri : “You know, I usually wake up at 06.00 o’clock. But this morning…”

Ati : “Let me guess. You woke up at 05.30, right?”

Putri : “Wrong answer. I woke up at 04.30 and got up at 04.45.”

Ati, Sari, Dewi : “HAA….??!!!”

Ati : “Putri, that’s…, that’s a miracle!”

Sari : “That’s a gift from God.”

Dewi : “I can’t believe it. Amazing!”

Putri : “Hey, hey. Your respons are… too much.”

Sari : “But, where is the tragedy’s part?”

Putri : “Well, the tragedy had happened before I woke up.”

Sari : “How?”

Putri : “A nightmare!”


(Arief suddenly comes)


Arief : “Hey, hey!! Arief is in the house, eh, I mean in the class. Yo whassup, yo whassup. Girls, you all look so beautifull. Let me introduce myself. I’m a transfered student. My name is Arief Hatedhillson. I come from Singapore. My hobby is watching movies. Any questions?”


(Everybody looks so…quiet)

Arief : “Hello…, girls? Am I have a good looking? Well, that’s the way I am.”


(Everybody feels sick)

Sari : “Ah, Arief. Tell us about your daily activity.” (Try to look interest)

Arief : “Good question, ehm. Well, I always wake up at 05.00. After get up, I do some exercises, that’s good for health, you know. Then I take a bath, and get my breakfast.”

Putri : “What food do you usually eat for breakfast?” (Pretends to interest)

Arief : “Well, sometimes I eat cereal, or fried rice. In other time, I have a piece of sandwich and a glass of orange juice.”

Ati : “Have you ever try semur jengkol for your breakfast?”

Arief : “???!! Semur jengkol?”

Dewi : “Forget it, she’s joking.”

Sari : “How about weekend? What are you usually doing?”

Arief : “I used to go with my girlfriend, to some fun places. In the evening, we go to the night club.”

Ati : “Oh…, doing ajep-ajep?”

Arief : “?????”

Putri : “She means, doing dance, clubbing.”

Arief : “Ow, yeah. Dance all night long. But now I have no girlfriend. I broke her up a week ago. By the way, I don’t know your phone number yet. Give me your number girls…. Hey, where is my cell phone? Oh my God, it must be left at the canteen!”


(He’s gone)


Putri : “Guys, I’m not telling you yet about my tragedy.”

Ati : “Oh, about your nightmare?”

Putri : “Yes. In my dream, I’v seduced by …that narciss person. That caused me woke up early.”

Sari : “Arief Hatedhillson?!”

Ati : “Wow, I called it a dream comes true.”

Dewi : “I called it a fate, to meet each other.”

Putri : “Stupid…”

Sari : “Well, who wants to be that narciss person’s girlfriend?”

(Everybody feels more sick)

Putri, Ati, Dewi : “NO, THANKS!!!!”



- THE END -

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