This is mini drama (actually, it's just ridiculous dialogue :p ) I made for my English class. My friends & I did the drama in front of the class. Haha...., I tried my best, but it's too bad that one of my friend - Arief Hatedhillson 's character - got absent that day.
I hope I don't make mistakes with the grammar (fufufu....). Enjoy it!!
Ati : “Hey, guys. Listen, I have a hot news, fresh from the oven.”
Putri : “What news? Tell us.”
Ati : “There will a transfered student in our class.”
Sari : “That’s a stale news. We already know.”
Ati : “Ouw…(she looks disappoint) By the way, you came early today, Putri. That’s unusual.”
Putri : “Hey, hey…, that’s sounds impolite.”
Sari : “But the fact is, before today, you always come late.”
Putri : “Well, actually there’s something happened…”
Ati : “It must be something good. Come on, tell us”
Putri : “Fine, I’ll tell you.”
(Dewi’s entering the class)
Dewi : “Good morning. What are you doing, guys? May I join?”
Sari : “Hurry, Dewi. Putri wants to tell a story about…”
Putri : “A story?! It’s a tragedy! Oh, you won’t believe it!”
Dewi : “Wow, that’s sounds so bad.”
Putri : “You know, I usually wake up at 06.00 o’clock. But this morning…”
Ati : “Let me guess. You woke up at 05.30, right?”
Putri : “Wrong answer. I woke up at 04.30 and got up at 04.45.”
Ati, Sari, Dewi : “HAA….??!!!”
Ati : “Putri, that’s…, that’s a miracle!”
Sari : “That’s a gift from God.”
Dewi : “I can’t believe it. Amazing!”
Putri : “Hey, hey. Your respons are… too much.”
Sari : “But, where is the tragedy’s part?”
Putri : “Well, the tragedy had happened before I woke up.”
Sari : “How?”
Putri : “A nightmare!”
(Arief suddenly comes)
Arief : “Hey, hey!! Arief is in the house, eh, I mean in the class. Yo whassup, yo whassup. Girls, you all look so beautifull. Let me introduce myself. I’m a transfered student. My name is Arief Hatedhillson. I come from
(Everybody looks so…quiet)
Arief : “Hello…, girls? Am I have a good looking? Well, that’s the way I am.”
(Everybody feels sick)
Sari : “Ah, Arief. Tell us about your daily activity.” (Try to look interest)
Arief : “Good question, ehm. Well, I always wake up at 05.00. After get up, I do some exercises, that’s good for health, you know. Then I take a bath, and get my breakfast.”
Putri : “What food do you usually eat for breakfast?” (Pretends to interest)
Arief : “Well, sometimes I eat cereal, or fried rice. In other time, I have a piece of sandwich and a glass of orange juice.”
Ati : “Have you ever try semur jengkol for your breakfast?”
Arief : “???!! Semur jengkol?”
Dewi : “Forget it, she’s joking.”
Sari : “How about weekend? What are you usually doing?”
Arief : “I used to go with my girlfriend, to some fun places. In the evening, we go to the night club.”
Ati : “Oh…, doing ajep-ajep?”
Arief : “?????”
Putri : “She means, doing dance, clubbing.”
Arief : “Ow, yeah. Dance all night long. But now I have no girlfriend. I broke her up a week ago. By the way, I don’t know your phone number yet. Give me your number girls…. Hey, where is my cell phone? Oh my God, it must be left at the canteen!”
(He’s gone)
Putri : “Guys, I’m not telling you yet about my tragedy.”
Ati : “Oh, about your nightmare?”
Putri : “Yes. In my dream, I’v seduced by …that narciss person. That caused me woke up early.”
Sari : “Arief Hatedhillson?!”
Ati : “Wow, I called it a dream comes true.”
Dewi : “I called it a fate, to meet each other.”
Putri : “Stupid…”
Sari : “Well, who wants to be that narciss person’s girlfriend?”
(Everybody feels more sick)
Putri, Ati, Dewi : “NO, THANKS!!!!”
- THE END -
